1EVLC7 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 I have decided to go on a health kick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Wait, I thought you gave up the Bull? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I have decided to go on a health kick. Where's the tobacco? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2thorth Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 That red bull will rot the teeth right out of your gums, I see it all the time now when kids addicted to that stuff come in.Give it up or join the loser ranks that will be needing dentures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Wait, I thought you gave up the Bull?He's weak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I'm on a sea food diet, I see food and I eat it!Go! Team BackFat, Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1EVLC7 Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 If you eat the entire donut, will the hole still be there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 If you eat the whole hole will the whole universe collapse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marana Rich Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 It's obvious neither of you know Jack!Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt. Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them. - U don't know Jack Schitt - Yes i do, he's Awe and O. Schitt's son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1EVLC7 Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Can fat people skinny dip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Poppa Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Ya, but we're boyant, so we just kinda float at the top with all the danglies showing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marana Rich Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Ya, but we're boyant, so we just kinda float at the top with all the danglies showing.Ugh, just had a mental image of that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blk n Blu Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 If you eat the entire donut, will the hole still be there?Ask Ted, if he dosen't know donuts he don't know schitt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1EVLC7 Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 How do you throw away a garbage can? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Poppa Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Put it in a dumpster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 If I opened the Friday Random Picture Thread would you add to it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Yes, I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blk n Blu Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Ya, but we're boyant, so we just kinda float at the top with all the danglies showing.Ugh, just had a mental image of that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blk n Blu Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Ya, but we're boyant, so we just kinda float at the top with all the danglies showing.Ugh, just had a mental image of that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Dude forgot his floaties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Not much posting!Is everybody working???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blk n Blu Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Yes & almost time for lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Just got in from my Montana office. Nap time.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I gotta go piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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