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Needed some plumbing done so I called my plumber.....anyone need their pipes worked on? Then decided to go see a movie........ Next day a good friend passed away..... So I went back to work thinking "Thank God I dont have this guys job! " But all is well.....girls in Bikinis are everywhere!

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Speaking of Masturbation...................

A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he came up with a plan. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."

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Here's positive proof that Ford trucks are built FORD TOUGH

Not for nuthun, but I'm fairly sure that's a Chevy truck.

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Here's positive proof that Ford trucks are built FORD TOUGH

Not for nuthun, but I'm fairly sure that's a Chevy truck.

Oh Snap !

And I bet those are Johns girlfriends, pre-photoshop.... :lol

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Here's positive proof that Ford trucks are built FORD TOUGH

Not for nuthun, but I'm fairly sure that's a Chevy truck.

Oh Snap !

And I bet those are Johns girlfriends, pre-photoshop.... :lol

Or at least he can dream.

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Here's positive proof that Ford trucks are built FORD TOUGH

Not for nuthun, but I'm fairly sure that's a Chevy truck.

I was thinking it was Chevy too. The mirrors give it away I think. But lets go ahead and say it's a Ford just because... :U
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Ya, the mirrors and the tail lights. The dash looks like the 89-94 dash too with the stereo in the wrong place. Either way, I'm willing to drop it so we don't have to look at the picture anymore.

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You're not only wrong, but I'm mad that I had to look at the picture again.

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I disagree! I think it's an early 90's Ford

That's not even close Eddie. :lol Mirrors are way off as are the tail lights.
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