Sleezy E Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 My tallywacker's name is Oscar...and my last name is Myer. My bologna has a first name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I drank a beer in President Bush's Limo with the Secret Service in Lansing, MI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted June 5, 2015 Author Share Posted June 5, 2015 I drank a beer in President Bush's Limo with the Secret Service in Lansing, MI. Which President Bush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 My first week of summer vacation has been spent working 9 hours a day...at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I drank a beer in President Bush's Limo with the Secret Service in Lansing, MI. Which President Bush? George Herbert Walker, We were in a caravan with one other presidential limo and a suburban loaded with the secret services comm gear and a massive arsenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRYHEAT Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don’t have a Ferrari. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOXXOH Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don’t have a Ferrari. What's a sex life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I keep snakes under the bed in my guest bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Fangs Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 My wife bought me a FitBit, I am pretty sure the thinks I'm a Fatty McFucklebee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I keep snakes under the bed in my guest bedroom. Where do you keep the pet rat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I keep snakes under the bed in my guest bedroom.Where do you keep the pet rat? In the freezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Poppa Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 My tallywacker's name is Oscar...and my last name is Myer. Mine is Phil, Phil Hercrevis. Mine TOO!! Phil.... Phill McCrackin' Mine is Smuckers. Cause with a name like that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quicksilver98 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Found out some SUMBITCH in Arizona won the 188 million dollar power ball and it wasn't me!. Believe it was in Chandler....anyone on here suddenly become filthy rich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRbob Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 They won it at the QT at 43rd ave & Union Hills & no it wasnt me.Maybe someone else in that area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccaneer Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 They won it at the QT at 43rd ave & Union Hills & no it wasnt me. Maybe someone else in that area. Probably Victor, standby for a new super Z06. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted June 6, 2015 Author Share Posted June 6, 2015 They won it at the QT at 43rd ave & Union Hills & no it wasnt me. Maybe someone else in that area. Probably Victor, standby for a new super Z06. If it was Victor, I will accept his old car as a gift. Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Poppa Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 If it was Victor we'd know. It's not like he stays quiet about things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I know Im going to regret this.... Mr. Wiggly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 You guys quit sharing......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Poppa Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 BP I thought you liked 3 girls 1 guy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Poppa Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Of course I do. Why, you buyin? Offerin? It was a reference to your previous comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Wha !!! I thought BP liked 3 guys, no girls ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Poppa Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Stop talking before secrets get out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Too late you have been outed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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