Ted Y Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 While spending day two with a sick toddler, I now hear the theme song for Bubble Guppies when I close my eyes. You're next, go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I wondered if my dogs only me because they have Stockholm syndrome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Fangs Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I am dyslexic, Agnostic, and an insomniac. I spend many nights in bed wide awake wondering if there is a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Men should not use Nair on their privates.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Fangs Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Hartz flea and tick shampoo will get rid of crabs, though, you know, in a pinch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I wasn't trying to remove crabs or fleas and tics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Fangs Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Just wanted some dolphin smooth nads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Fangs Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I have heard that trimming the old hedge can make the tree look bigger, but not much about putting in desert-scape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I have been on vacation the last two weeks, during which time I have experienced 4 days of memorial day weekend with an abscessed tooth, followed by a root canal, followed by a respiratory infection that is still kicking my butt. Going back to work will be pleasant by comparison. On the up side, SLAMMER is an excellent doctor. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I was at one time the smartest person in the world! Nobody could tell me nutton! I was 17 and got married for the first time. Idiot!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 On the up side, SLAMMER is an excellent doctor. . . My money says his idea of "playing doctor" was different than yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 On the up side, SLAMMER is an excellent doctor. . . My money says his idea of "playing doctor" was different than yours. "According to my reading thats a tit. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Poppa Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I sit down when I pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCMSH Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I had my age 50 prostate and testicular exam today, thankfully my doctor is: A) female B) smoking hot C) has small, warm hands I may go back tomorrow as a cash customer..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevyguy1969 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I had my age 50 prostate and testicular exam today, thankfully my doctor is: A) female B) smoking hot C) has small, warm hands I may go back tomorrow as a cash customer..... Can we get her phone number? Its hard to find a good Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
08Z51 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I had my age 50 prostate and testicular exam today, thankfully my doctor is: A) female B) smoking hot C) has small, warm hands I may go back tomorrow as a cash customer..... Jim, You know damn well that your "doctor" looks just like the petrologist from Cannonball run. Rob 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I had my age 50 prostate and testicular exam today, thankfully my doctor is: A) female B) smoking hot C) has small, warm hands I may go back tomorrow as a cash customer..... My Doc is a guy about my age and knows my background. His instruction is always "bend over, drop your drawers and remember why you never want to go to jail". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Midnight tonight marks the last time I smoked a cigarette .... 3 months ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Midnight tonight marks the last time I smoked a cigarette .... 3 months ago... AWESOME!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOTV8 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 WTG TIMMEH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Good going Timmy. That will give you more money for Laughlin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mikey Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 My tallywacker's name is Oscar...and my last name is Myer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mikey Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Don't all guys name their male appendages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dvl4evr Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 My tallywacker's name is Oscar...and my last name is Myer. Mine is Phil, Phil Hercrevis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 My tallywacker's name is Oscar...and my last name is Myer. Mine is Phil, Phil Hercrevis. Mine TOO!! Phil.... Phill McCrackin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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