How to cook a turkey

[BSeery]

How to Cook a Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 350 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another wottle of biskey

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

[Desertdawg]

Thats even fun to read through...

[AZ Z51]

My father did that a few years back,cooked dinner,sat on the couch,and passed out

[CZYDMND]

Nice sound like me and jack daniels

[Guest XLR8TNC5]

mmmm, Jack Daniels.....I have mine right here waiting for the coke to go with it tomorrow.

[knkayotte]

Going to try that today. Thanks for the tip. Going to replace whiskey with beer. Let u all know how it goes.

[P51tj]

Dack Janiels is my buddy! (hic)