GarAB13 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts."How long will this take? " I ask."They will grow larger over a period of years," He replies.I stop."Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT HE SAYS, " Worked for your ass, didn't it?"He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again.Stupid, stupid, stupid man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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