BSeery Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Almost Married Man.....I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family-in-law was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICULUKN Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 lol .. that is some funny sh$t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewey Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 For the first year of marriage, put a penny in a jar every time you have sex.Starting the second year, take a penny out every time you have sex.When the jar is emtpy.You're done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kameron Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Still waiting to empty my jar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 I find there are times the jar is almost empty and then somehow it fills up pretty fast. Next thing I know it's empty again but then I guess payday comes cause all of a sudden it's overflowing. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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