Desertdawg Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Here they are:- Thou shalt not fail to wave to a fellow Corvette owner.- Thou shalt not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress without offering aid.- Thou shalt not feed thy Corvette budget-grade fuel.- Thou shalt follow thine maintenance schedule, down to the last jot and tittle.- Thou shalt keep thy Corvette clean and waxed at all times, verily thou shalt not bring thy Corvette to an automatic car wash.- Thou shalt park thy Corvette in such a manner as to protect her curvy fenders.- Thou shalt blow out carbon with a high-speed run as required.- Thou shalt not eat, nor drink in thy Corvette, nor shalt thee slam thine doors lest ye be smitten by the rod.- Thou shalt not permit anyone, neither friend, nor sibling, nor even thy spouse to drive thy Corvette without first showing proper reverence.- Thou shalt not judge anothers Corvette, lest ye might be judged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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