Desertdawg Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Here they are:- Thou shalt not fail to wave to a fellow Corvette owner.- Thou shalt not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress without offering aid.- Thou shalt not feed thy Corvette budget-grade fuel.- Thou shalt follow thine maintenance schedule, down to the last jot and tittle.- Thou shalt keep thy Corvette clean and waxed at all times, verily thou shalt not bring thy Corvette to an automatic car wash.- Thou shalt park thy Corvette in such a manner as to protect her curvy fenders.- Thou shalt blow out carbon with a high-speed run as required.- Thou shalt not eat, nor drink in thy Corvette, nor shalt thee slam thine doors lest ye be smitten by the rod.- Thou shalt not permit anyone, neither friend, nor sibling, nor even thy spouse to drive thy Corvette without first showing proper reverence.- Thou shalt not judge anothers Corvette, lest ye might be judged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1EVLC7 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Amen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZYDMND Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Amen to that from the Corvette Bible.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedratchet Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 http://www.speedratchet.net/vettetencommandments.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Here they are:- Thou shalt not drink in thy Corvette.Forgive me Father for I have sinned!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1EVLC7 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Here they are:- Thou shalt not drink in thy Corvette.Forgive me Father for I have sinned!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 - Thou shalt not eat, nor drink in thy Corvette.Forgive me Father for I have sinned!!!I too have done the unthinkable. Forgive me Oh Zora DuntovBTW what is a "jot and tittle"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scratch Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Why Jot & Tittle? Jesus declared that "not one jot or tittle will by any means disappear from the Law" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phill's Vette Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 - Thou shalt not eat, nor drink in thy Corvette.Forgive me Father for I have sinned!!!I too have done the unthinkable. Forgive me Oh Zora DuntovBTW what is a "jot and tittle"?Chad, You should have pulled off the side of the road and found a tree or a bush.... Good god man! I hope the "After Shake" didn't spritz your interior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 - Thou shalt blow out carbon with a high-speed run as required.Every time she gets fired up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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