P51tj Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1EVLC7 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Good Stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 And your point is??? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmartin Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Gotta love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Damn, you just described me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Desertdawg Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Hey Tim, remind me to put a gold star on your man card next time I see you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I knew there had to be a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOTV8 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Top Notch! Top Notch!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Yeah, but why do men die sooner than women?Yeah, but why do men die sooner than women?Because they want to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bigfoot Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 For those that don't want to read.This says it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Hey, Karen! You know that new appliance I bought you for the new house......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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