Desertdawg Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 It seems that eveytime Tanya replies to a thread, you read it, then you have to re-read it. Not believing your eye's : ...There's no one better than Tanya to put a smile on your face, WITH a keyboard that is.Just in case you might have missed any, I decided it was time to gather up the best of the best and assemble them all together in one thread. Please be aware, this is only whats been posted on the ACE forum, I'm sure there's plenty more to be had on the other forums, and even some straight from her mouth.... : ....okay...do me do me! NO, WAIT, that came out wrong.And of course, its TOPLESS! And I love to go topless! Boys, boys boys,,,,calm down now! Hope your Big Butt ....errrr.Ill go to timbucktoo for all I care. I would love to hav eit, but I'm not in a position right now to buy it.She doesn't scare easily does she? lol. NAH NAH NAH NAH, NAH NAH NAH NAH, HEYYY HEYYY GOODBYE!YEAH YEAH YEAH, I know, I should not sing.I wanna see, I wanna See, I wanna see.........and then....well crap...Im off dreaming again. *Sigh* someday I will be rich and famous and will own ALL of you! (Again, I'm dreaming, but whats a girl to do?)Not of my own free will dang it! lol.its all the same to me. Either way I get paid! DOH!!! That sounds sooo wrong!Sympathy? Pshhhh neva!I wont be sick. Maybe hung over, but not sick.I will gladly be Beavis for my Butthead.Hey Welcome butthead! I think Mark likes blonde's better. But it doesn't matter, as I was the one holding the mouse. hehehehe. Wait, this is getting good! Don't stop now. I have no idea what you all are talking about *Innocent gal here*Tony Tony Tony, won't you come out and play with us?Oh and by the way, There is nothing wrong with being a REPUBLICAN!!! All I can say is "Great googlies johosafat!" so I can post my pics....(NOT OF ME DUMMIES,)And of course there's the one of a kind special comments, Like when Mark finally created his own account....SUNOFABIOTCHHHH!!! LMAO! I just realized that Mark was signed in when I posted that last post. DAMN HIM! lol. I didn't even know he got himself an account here. Or the whole potty training episode with Tanner, along with Tanya's explanation as to why she got Tanner in the first place...he did #2 by my foot! Dang it! I spoke to soon.Hey now, why do you all think I got Tanner. I needed a dog that would keep Mark in line if need be. I just have to say, "Get Em Boy" and Mark is dead meat. but don't tell Mark thatI think I'll end this with one of the most truthful Tanya'ism I could find...I would spend more time here, but I have nothing productive to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1EvilC5 Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 : : : They are all worth another laugh.Looking forward to more in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knkayotte Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Bravo, encore : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kameron Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Go Tanya, Go Tanya!! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Definitely brings a chuckle to this forum. Keep it up girl! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeery Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 I was laughing my ass off as soon as I saw the title. I just KNEW what Dwayne was up to and what quotes would be used.Thanks to Dwayne for the great post and thanks to Tanya for some interesting quotes and for putting up with this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scratch Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 : Always good for a laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3,503 lbs of trouble Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 What will Tanya say next??? : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Anybody else remember Art Linkletter's old show "kid's say the darndest things"? I think that fits here! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest racingchester Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 I wonder which ones he missed???? : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 Thanks to Dwayne for the great post and thanks to Tanya for some interesting quotes. All I did was cut & paste, I think this one belongs to Tanya.... : Now to start a new file filled with Tanya'isms.... : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3,503 lbs of trouble Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Now to start a new file filled with Tanya'isms.... : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 They are all worth another laugh.Looking forward to more in the future. : Any moment now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sidewinder Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 You have nooooo idea. You guys barely know her. She still thinks the cheese is made out of moon (no, no, I said it right). : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeery Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 You have nooooo idea. You guys barely know her. She still thinks the cheese is made out of moon (no, no, I said it right). : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XLR8TNC5 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 *sigh* Firstly, I'm always happy to make you all laugh. Hell, I make myself laugh everyday when I look in the mirror. As I was reading "my" quotes list (presented oh so graciously by Dwayne and his apparent lack of productive uses for his time other than to cut and paste my meanderings and "subtle" comments for all of your entertainment,) : it hit me, "how the hell do I come up with something better than those already listed?" All I can say is, "Only time will tell what comes out of my mouth next, so sit down, buckle up, hold on, and enjoy the show folks. Im here for the long haul." Now, about that Topless thing and the Jello or Chocolate filled pool! ;) See Ya Lata You Fruity Azz Biotches, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 See Ya Lata You Fruity Azz Biotches,Hey! You didn't need to bring Tony into this... BTW, my time is wasted on worse things than quoting you. Just ask Jammye : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 Besides, it's way to fun taking your comments out of context.....Quote:I just roll over, smack Mark, and my day is instantly better. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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