Hollywood or Holly would

[HOXXOH]

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in downtown Hollywood.
A small tree begins to grow between them and the beech says to the
birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch
says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says," Woodpecker, you are a tree expert, can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is however, the best
piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

[Blk n Blu]

Wood eye or would I?

[Desertdawg]

You really had to work hard at keeping that one PG didn’t you...