P51tj Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on anairplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is itstill a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"The rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation andtasted a ham sandwich."The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A whilelater, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Is it still a requirementof your church that you remain celibate?"The priest replied, " Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."The rabbi then asked him, "Have you ever fallen to the temptations of theflesh?"The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking about fiveminutes.Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Desertdawg Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 The atheist view. Get her to make a ham sammich for you while you enjoy the temptation of the flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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