Chameleon Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 I got this poem from HOXXOH, with credit to Douglas Mariani, Anaheim Hills, California. I did a bit of editing in the text (I’m a writer at heart, it’s a sickness. . .) MERRY CHRISTMAS ACEholes!!! CORVETTE CHRISTMAS EVE ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and in my garage There wasn’t a trace of a Ford or a Dodge The presents were wrapped, and the lights were all lit So I figured I’d bond with my Corvette a bit I’d popped the release and I’d lifted the hood, When a deep voice behind me said “looks pretty good!” As you can imagine, I turned mighty quick, And there by my toolbox, stood good Ol’ Saint Nick! He just stared at first, not sure what to say, Then quipped “don’t suppose you’d trade that for my sleigh?” “Forget it!” I said, then started to grin “But if you’ve got some time we could go for a spin. . .” His round little mouth, tied up like a bow, Burst into a smile, as he said “then, let’s GO!” So not to disturb all my neighbors in sleep We pushed my ‘Vette quietly into the street Hopping in quickly, turned the key with a touch, Put it in gear and let out the clutch It erupted to life, Santa flinched in surprise But he liked it a lot from the glow in his eyes With cold tires spinning and engine arumble The RPMs peaked with nary a stumble Santa’s grin widened, approaching his ears With every shift up as I went through the gears Then he yelled “can’t recall when I’ve felt so alive!” I backed off the gas to say “you wanna drive?” Ol’ Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys As he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees! Santa let out the clutch as the tires tore ground The big block exploded with deep exhaust sound Power shift into second, on up into third I grabbed for a handle, at loss for a word The tank reaching empty, we returned to his sleigh He slowly climbed out of my old Stingray He later exclaimed as he sailed out of sight “Merry Christmas to all, it’s been a great night!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insatiableOne Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Oh, Saint Nick.. right foot lead & left foot spring steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94transamgt Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Very cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black beauty Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Such talent! You get an "at-a-girl" !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Ape Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 That IS pretty good. Thanks for that. Merry Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAMMER Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Your such a crafty wordsmith!! MERRY CHRISTMAS DONNA SLAMMER😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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