Camel or Sheep?

[Big Tom]

CAMEL version:

 

 

A Sheik was visiting a desert outpost for an extended period. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the oil workers' barracks. He asked the assistant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?"

The assistant replied, "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The Sheik said, "Well if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the outpost for about 6 months, the Sheik could not stand it any more so he told his assistant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The assistant shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Sheik's quarters. The Sheik got a footstool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the assistant, "Is that how the men do it?"

The assistant replied, "Well sir, they usually just ride the camel to town and pick up women..."

 

 

SHEEP version:

 

A new Lt assigned to Minot AFB ND soon realized there were very few females to date in the local area.  He asked what the guys did and they told him to go get one of Mel's sheep and have at it.  The Lt was aghast at the idea. But 8 months later, he asked where this sheep herd was actually located.  He went out and got one, put her in ribbons, and brought her to the O club Friday night with the other Jr officers and their sheep-dates.  But all the other guys ignored the new Lt and his sheep like the plague all night, and wouldn't even look at him.

Monday morning the Lt asked why everyone was so rude to him and his sheep at the club.  A senior captain explained:  Dude we told you to go get a date, not to bring the Wing Commander's fiancee to the club for crying out loud.  

 

What were you thinking?

 

 

[corvettech]

. that's pretty damn funny