Extender32 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you liked under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.' After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp - and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?' With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you $500?' Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.' Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.' ….Now that, my friends, is a poker player! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Hey, Parker just borrowed $500 from me. WTH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Fangs Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Yeah, but I spent it all on a patent license for dual intercooled batteries. I'll cut you in on the profit windfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dvl4evr Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 This Jim guy definitely represents the rest of us well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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