Extender32 Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 > Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. > >> The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give > >> you a second chance instead of jail time. > >> I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the > >> evils of drug use. > >> I'll see you back in court next Monday." > >> On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the > >> weekend?" > >> "Well, your Honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." > >> "Seventeen people? > >> That's wonderful.. How did you do it? " > >> "I used a diagram, your Honor. > >> I drew two circles like this: Oo. > >> Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and > >> the small circle is your brain after drugs." > >> "That's admirable," says the judge. > >> Then he turns to the second guy. > >> "And how did you do, son?" > >> "Well, your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." > >> "Wow!" says the judge. > >> "156 people! How did you manage to do that?" > >> "Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. > >> I drew two circles like this: oO. > >> Then I pointed to the little circle and said, "This is > >> your asshole BEFORE prison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tom Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Lovely! Now to get that image out of my poor brain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 > >>nice ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Not funny when you predict the punchline after the first Oo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Bigfoot said: Not funny when you predict the punchline after the first Oo. Well that's because of all your prison time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tom Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 4 hours ago, Ted Y said: Well that's because of all your prison time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Aww shucks...ya got me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black beauty Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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