Extender32 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot Is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the Auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,'I don't like Chinese.. .' 'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?' 'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!' 'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.' 'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...Doesn't matter, you're all alike!' There's a few minutes of silence... 'I no rike Jews!' the copilot suddenly announces. 'Oh yeah, why not?' Asks the captain. 'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot. 'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,'It was an iceberg!' 'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , no mattah...all de same!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 WHERE is that facepalm emoticon . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLs Mistress Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 No Tom {HOXXOH} this is not a true story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 nice ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 12 hours ago, Chameleon said: WHERE is that facepalm emoticon . . This took it's place I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 I snorted a bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 I chuckled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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