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Tom's Wife


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Tom finally decided to tie the knot
with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the

honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods
for an upcoming show.His wife was standing
there at the bench watching him. After a long
period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've

 just been thinking,
now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit
spending all your
time out here in the garage and you probably should just
consider selling all your cars along with your gun collection."Tom gets this horrified
look on his face.She says, "Darling,
what's wrong?""There for a minute
you were starting to sound like my
ex-wife.""Ex wife!” she
screams, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE
MARRIED BEFORE!"Tom's reply: "I
wasn't.

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