Extender32 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the Salt! USE THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCMSH Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Ha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 HAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Sounds familiar. I think I have the only Vette with a right side brake pedal also...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Boy have I been there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakotaz Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 My wife would have to know how to cook for this to happen to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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