Eddie44 Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 The New 2016 Ford CT Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dvl4evr Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Kim must be out of town...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted November 9, 2015 Author Share Posted November 9, 2015 Kim must be out of town......Leaves tomorrow but she doesn't read ACE to often. Besides, after 42 yrs she knows my sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 I laughed out loud. Good one Eddie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Kim must be out of town......Leaves tomorrow but she doesn't read ACE to often. Besides, after 42 yrs she knows my sense of humor. Sense of humor? That wasn't funny, it was true !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOXXOH Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 That's a whole lot better than the old Plymouth Valiant with the Mercury Comet engine. It was called the Vomit, so when you blew the horn it went Uggahha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bromley's Corvettes Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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