PALADIN Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 "Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.""Okay then," said Bob, from Lanark and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life.. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?""It's swollen," Bob replied.She ran out of the room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Why is the guys name always BOB!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 It's been statistically proven by the Adult Entertainment Industry; males named BoB are endowment challenged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I guess they would know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvettech Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 oh that darn irish curse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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