PALADIN Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Bert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeingsome on sale, he bought them and wore them home.Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Noticeanything different about me?"Margaret, age 75, looked him over. "Nope."Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked backinto the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anythingdifferent NOW?"Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different?It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hangingdown again tomorrow."Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?""Nope. Not a clue", she replied."IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert!Shoulda bought a hat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Or a bowtie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Har! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Groan................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Should-a just smacked her around for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Should-a just smacked her around for that. Try that with Jaymme and let us know how it turns out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Aw only hits me now when she's really mad. She says I enjoy it to much when she's just irritated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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