The Repairman

[Extender32]

Karen’s dishwasher stopped working so she called a repairman.

Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,

“I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill

on the counter, and I’ll mail you a cheque”.

“Oh, by the way don’t worry about my bulldog Spike. He won’t bother you.

But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!

I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!”

When the repairman arrived at Karen’s apartment the following day,

he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen.

But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the

repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling,

cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any

longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!”

To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”

[Shifty]

Har! 5/10

[PALADIN]

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for

her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.

He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note

asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.

Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up

with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it "pasteurized?"

Wait for it ...

Wait for it ...

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ... I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!”

[Bigfoot]

Grooaaaaann

[old yeller]

I laughed.....