PALADIN Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 A husband went to the Sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing. HUSBAND: My wife is missing, she went shopping yesterday and has not come home. SARGEANT: What is her height? Husband : Gee, i am not sure, a little over 5 ft tall. Sargeant: Weight? Husband: Not sure, not skinny and not fat. Sargeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sargeant: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple of times a year......may be red. Sargeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went in my car! Sargeant: Whay kind of car was it? Husband: It's a 2000 Corvette convertible, Black on Black on Black. speed stick shift with a 5.7 Lit. LS-1 motor. Cruise control and power everything. Factory Mag wheels and new Michelin tires. At this point the Husband started tearing up. Sargeant: Don't worry sir, we'll find your CORVETTE!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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