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A husband went to the Sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.

HUSBAND: My wife is missing, she went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

SARGEANT: What is her height?

Husband : Gee, i am not sure, a little over 5 ft tall.

Sargeant: Weight?

Husband: Not sure, not skinny and not fat.

Sargeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sargeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple of times a year......may be red.

Sargeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my car!

Sargeant: Whay kind of car was it?

Husband: It's a 2000 Corvette convertible, Black on Black on Black. speed stick shift with a 5.7 Lit. LS-1 motor. Cruise control and power everything. Factory Mag wheels and new Michelin tires.

At this point the Husband started tearing up.

Sargeant: Don't worry sir, we'll find your CORVETTE!!!!!!

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