Extender32 Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 One Man's Perfect Day 6:00 Alarm 6:15 Blow job 6:30 Massive, satisfying dump while reading the sports section 7:00 Breakfast - steak and eggs, coffee and toast - all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot. 7:30 Limo arrives 7:45 Couple of ice-cold beers en route to the airport 9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet - finest Scotch served in Baccarat crystal sniffer while receiving blow job from green-eyed redhead with huge tits 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club 9:45 Play front nine (2 under par) 11:45 Lunch -steak and lobster, couple of ice-cold beers and bottle of Dom Peringon 12:15 Blow job 12:30 Play back nine (4 under) 2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons) 2:30 Fly to Bahamas 3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)-on light tackle 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson 6:45 Shit, shower and shave 7:00 Watch news - Dow Jones reports highest single day increase in Wall Street history 7:30 Dinner - lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits 9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ice-cold beer 11:30 Night-cap - blow job 11:45 In bed alone 11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Sounds good to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Ape Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 How in the world would you be able to wake up the next day and even think you could do better????? Every day after that would just be a disappointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 At 7:30 am the limo arrives .... Why the F would I want to leave ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 To get the rest of THAT day in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Now for a day like that, is he giving three BJ's a day or is he getting them. It wasn't specific in the itinerary....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Now for a day like that, is he giving three BJ's a day or is he getting them. It wasn't specific in the itinerary....... Whatever trips his trigger I suppose. The rest sounded awesome though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted February 28, 2015 Author Share Posted February 28, 2015 Now for a day like that, is he giving three BJ's a day or is he getting them. It wasn't specific in the itinerary....... I believe he's getting them as he only mentions naked women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mikey Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 "Tasty Pizza Snacks"?...I don't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mikey Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 "Tasty Pizza Snacks"?...I still don't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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