LastC3 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren;' And *poof* she's gone. The second says, 'I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone. The third says, 'I want to be Sara Pipalini..' St. Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he ask 'Sara Pipalini,' replies the nun.. St. Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell.' The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says. 'No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.' If you laugh, you're going straight to hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Lawdy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Groan................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I laug....I mean I didn't laugh....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccaneer Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I chuckled...you're gonna burn for that one Hal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goofy02z06 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I have front row seats to hell and I'm bringing the marshmallows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clemvette Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Have Mercy ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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