P51tj Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 A handsome Air Force Fighter Pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Are you expecting your date to arrive?" "No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The Pilot says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me via mental telepathy." The lady says, "Really? What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it's wrong, because I am wearing panties!" The Fighter Pilot frowns, taps the watch and says, "Well, I'll be. Damn thing's an hour fast." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Extender32 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Yeah it figures that I pilot would try something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOALNGO Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Timing is everything!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Timmah, did you borrow Big Tom's joke book ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccaneer Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Timing is everything!! ^^^THIS^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dvl4evr Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 7/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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