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Deep Thought


Desertdawg

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What deep thinkers men are... I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer.

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Wow, this placed has gone deep on more that one occasion today.....what have you done with the real ACE???

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The pain of the kick in the nuts eventually fades where as the pain from children continues for a lifetime. Option from a S.I.N.K THE SLAMINATOR "I'll be back"

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S.I.N.K. Single In Need of Kids?

Single Income No Kids

Then there are D.I.N.K.S (Dual Income No Kids)

Both are preferable to being a S.I.T.C.O.M. (Single Income Two Children Oppressive Mortgage)

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