Marana Rich Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 A Catholic priest was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........ The priest called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChadC Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 for a minute i thought it said Children Semen ..ewe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOALNGO Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 If I had one of "those" that lasted four hours....I'd call everyone I know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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