Shifty Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realized she was COMMANDO. She saw him staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?" "Yes, I'm sorry," he replied and promised to avert his eyes. "It's quite all right," she replied, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you. Sure enough the vagina blew him a kiss. The old man was completely astounded and inquired what else it could do. "I can also make it wink," she replied. The old man stared in amazement as the vagina winked at him. "Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat. He moved over and she asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, he asked, "You're shittin' me, you mean it can whistle, too?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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old yeller Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Nice....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quicksilver98 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Yea....but can it make a samich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roneva Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Been a long dry spell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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