Guest badbobs95 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Here are the real laws:1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated withgrease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will rollto the least accessible corner.3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directlyproportional to the stupidity of your act.4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get abusy signal and someone always answers.5. Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, thecashier will have to call for help.6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one youwere in will always move faster than the one you are in now.7.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, thetelephone rings.8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone youknow increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want tobe seen with.9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machinewon't work, it will.10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inverselyproportional to the reach.11. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whoseseats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are theones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, orthe toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or thegame is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once,have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of theperformance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffeeis cold.13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a lockerroom, they will have adjacent lockers.14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jamsandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to thenewness and cost of the carpet or rug.15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't knowwhat you are talking about.16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they'reugly.17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you finda product that you really like, they will stop making it.19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go tothe doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don'tmake an appointment, and you'll stay sick. This has been proven overand over with taking children to the pediatrician.If you don't forward this to your friends, your belly button willunscrew.============= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 The Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 teh I know, right? I did a copy and paste and this is what happens. WTF? Is it my computer? It doesn't do it anywhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 It must be a bug on your end or something because I type three letters and it shows the .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 The vs the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I think number 11 applies to Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porvette Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 What if you don't have a belly button ??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 teh vs teh What was the question ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Ape Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 What if you don't have a belly button ???????Then you are an alien. THE doesn't work for me either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porvette Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 WOW, I am a ALIEN >>>>>>>>>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCMSH Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 It's just the imagination going wild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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