Chameleon Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Back on June 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It's still unclear whether he jumped or was pushed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Desertdawg Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Ok, you got me, I didn't see that one coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Ok, you got me, I didn't see that one coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shifty Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I knew cats were evil.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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F22trainer Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 ...and what became of George? Is he still the "leader of the pack" or has he struck up another charter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccaneer Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 It's OK, George wears assless chaps nothing else so it all worked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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