Marana Rich Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's behind anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran. 3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it ? 7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser. 8. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant; the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 9. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them. 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom. 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees. 15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess. 16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere. 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after". 19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 20. HAVE I POSTED THIS HERE BEFORE..........? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I'm not sure if this was supposed to cheer me up, or depress me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porvette Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 TRUE TRUE.............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I'm not THAT old...but I can relate to quite a few already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLs Mistress Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I'm not THAT old...but I can relate to quite a few already. Then you might be that old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest racingchester Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 You speaking from experience Rich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOALNGO Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 What was the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 What was this post about again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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