roneva Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.'You must now refer to them asAPPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.And furthermore,HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a'BREASTED AMERICAN.'2. She is not 'EASY' - She is'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a'LOW COST PROVIDER.'HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case ofRECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'(Loved this one!)6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Good one but #4 should read "FOLLICIALY CHALLENGED" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.' Yep, that'll be me right there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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