Chameleon Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Why do drug stores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front register? Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters? Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Holy crap you ask a lot of questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwdrummer Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Forgot.... Park in driveways, drive on parkways? Circle k's open 24 hours and got locks on the doors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F22trainer Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 ...and my personal favorite - why does Teflon stick to the pan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 If a black box in a plane is indestructible, why can't they make the whole plane out of it? If you put a Chameleon in a mirrored box what color would it change to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 I don't know nuthin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theChad Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Why is it when you send something via car/truck, it's a shipment and when you send something by ship, it's cargo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Oh my brain hurts, it's too darned early to try and answer these questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 lol, you hurt my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale68z Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I don't get it. Guess I need to replace my o2 sensor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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