Marana Rich Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 The old man sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana, watching the sun rise, sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, what'cha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says "Catch some chickens." Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise He is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand. Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says back "Catch me some ducks." Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it. Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.Old man says "Hey boy, what'cha got there?" Boy says "It's a pussy willow." Old man says "Hold on, I'll get my hat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Not bad 7/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 If only that's all it took! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quicksilver98 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Well.....that and a roll of hundred dollar bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 LOL ok that one got a chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Poppa Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 6/10. Whee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marana Rich Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share Posted July 20, 2013 6/10. Whee!you need to give me a ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCMSH Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Funny! Enjoy your new tagline as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Nice 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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