Extender32 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Makes sense to me. Beer TheoriesSometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."Babe Ruth "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."Lyndon B. Johnson "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."Paul Horning "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."H. L. Mencken "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"George Bernard Shaw "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."Benjamin Franklin "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."Dave Barry BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!W. C. Fields Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.Professor Irwin Corey To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!Leo Duroche When you go to a party and limit yourself to only two beers, why do you wake up the next morning thinking you missed something? Murray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Wise men, indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastC3 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 and there you have it !!!! thx for the reminder ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRYHEAT Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 My bucket list:BeerIce Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. (non-beer)Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, NOT an alcoholic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blk n Blu Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 <<< Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Ape Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Beer Theories "People who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Lyndon B. Johnson This would be me. Got sooooo tired of the hangovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marana Rich Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Also referred to as "The Nectar Of The Gods" I grew up within smelling distance of the original AB brewery, so it was either the odor of the beer or the Clydesdale's litter that scrambled my brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 I'll drink to that! :LPMcrew: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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