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WOMEN A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions, and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait... Sorry.... I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit. Never mind.

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WOMEN

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions, and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...

Sorry....

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.

And a whole lot cheaper!!

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Guest badbobs95

I think you are talking about Crown Royal Reserve or Crown Cask 85. Those are remarkable. :drinkers:drinkers:drinkers

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Chad, your avatar looks strikingly familiar...

you have seen marco's (your brothers) orgasm face?

...ewe....

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Chad, your avatar looks strikingly familiar...

you have seen marco's (your brothers) orgasm face?

...ewe....

Got me on this one, didn't see it coming!

Dwayne has seen it too apparently.... Marco is a busy little man.

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Chad, your avatar looks strikingly familiar...

you have seen marco's (your brothers) orgasm face?

...ewe....

WINE SPEW!! :facepalm: ROFLMAO! :smilelol:smilelol

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*snort*

5.5/10

Chad, your avatar looks strikingly familiar...

:smilelol If you can't take a joke, take a swig, thats what Chads X used to say

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Chad, your avatar looks strikingly familiar...

you have seen marco's (your brothers) orgasm face?

...ewe....

Ummmm.....no

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Chad, your avatar looks strikingly familiar...

you have seen marco's (your brothers) orgasm face?

...ewe....

Wait!! Apparently You have! did you have to turn around to see it?

Ouch. That must have hurt. This comment I mean. Haha

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Chad, your avatar looks strikingly familiar...

you have seen marco's (your brothers) orgasm face?

...ewe....

Wait!! Apparently You have! did you have to turn around to see it?

Ouch. That must have hurt. This comment I mean. Haha

har har har.... werry werry funna....

for that comment i will kill you last ;-)

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wickedfastvette

Chad, your avatar looks strikingly familiar...

you have seen marco's (your brothers) orgasm face?

...ewe....

Wait!! Apparently You have! did you have to turn around to see it?

Ouch. That must have hurt. This comment I mean. Haha

:smilelol :smilelol :smilelol Oops your on the list now too!

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Chad, your avatar looks strikingly familiar...

you have seen marco's (your brothers) orgasm face?

...ewe....

Wait!! Apparently You have! did you have to turn around to see it?

Ouch. That must have hurt. This comment I mean. Haha

:smilelol :smilelol :smilelol Oops your on the list now too!

The list for what? I think he likes guys.....

Omg. Kill me now (as I'm dying laughing at my wit) haha!!

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Chad, your avatar looks strikingly familiar...

you have seen marco's (your brothers) orgasm face?

...ewe....

Wait!! Apparently You have! did you have to turn around to see it?

Ouch. That must have hurt. This comment I mean. Haha

:smilelol :smilelol :smilelol Oops your on the list now too!

The list for what? I think he likes guys.....

Omg. Kill me now (as I'm dying laughing at my wit) haha!!

This equates to me talking about your sister's orgasmic face. **crying now from laughing**

I need not to spend anymore weeks with Marc.....he's a bad influence on my clean mind.

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wickedfastvette

Go to the thread, Chad? And you will know what list you are on. LOL there are alot of us on the list.

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Go to the thread, Chad? And you will know what list you are on. LOL there are alot of us on the list.

Lol! Ok

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