P51tj Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Happy Birthday Marc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Happy birthday dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOTV8 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Teh Happy Birfday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastC3 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Happy Birfday Dude !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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y2krtaf Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Happy Birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theChad Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Happy belated Birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Happy - Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCMSH Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 On vacation, I am teh fail! Happy birthday Brutha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Happy Birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Border Vette Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Happy Belated B-day! Jerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 It's not really belated because I celebrate for a whole month...every year I get these cool presents wrapped in red, green, with bells and bows, etc. toward teh last week of celebrations, and it's capped off with a huge blowout that teh whole world gets into... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Happy Birthday Month Marc!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 See, Donna gets it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 well if you are having a birthday month Ill show you what happened in history for thepast 3 days Dec 10 1520 The heretic Martin Luther burnt the papal bull issued by Leo X, titled "Exsurge Domine", demanding an end to his heresies. Luther had published 95 points against the practice of granting indulgences, and the Catholic Church only had 94 points in favor of them. Although technically he was the winner, Luther was subsequently excommunicated. ...YEA CHURCH! Dec 10 1792 "That if any do commit the detestable and abominable vice of Buggery (anal sex, butt pirate, turd burglur), with man or beast, he or she so offending, shall be adjudged a felon, and shall suffer death, in the case of felony, without the benefit of Clergy." (Act of General Assembly of Virginia) Dec 10 1958 Ralph Muller and Peter Kamenoff, two ex-members of the Fountain of the World religious cult, accost guru Krishna Venta at the cult's hillside compound in Box Canyon, Ventura County, California. The men accuse Venta of having fucked their wives. For whatever reason Venta, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and formerly known as Francis Pencovic, is unable to placate the men. So they detonate 20 sticks of dynamite they brought, 19 of which are strictly overkill. The three men are instantly blown to pieces along with 7 other cultees. Venta's remains are only ever identified through dental records... ahh you can never have enought dynamite Dec 10 1967 Soul singer Otis Redding plus four members of the Bar-Kays are killed in an airplane crash near Madison, Wisconsin. ...alah wills it Dec 10 1993 Adolf Hitler is baptized into the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints in a ceremony performed inside their London temple. Mormons use this strange retroactive baptismal ritual to ensure ancestors or other relatives may join them in heaven...god will it Dec 10 1994 The Unabomber strikes, killing Thomas J Mosser, an advertising executive in North Caldwell, New Jersey. Mosser, Executive VP of Young & Rubicam, had assisted Exxon with public relations after the Exxon Valdez spill. Dec 9 1783 Executions begin at Newgate Prison, London, replacing the previous gallows at Tyburn. Dec 9 1942 Birthday of Dick Butkus! *snicker* Dec 9 1967 Jim Morrison, vocalist for the Doors, arrested for immoral exhibition at one of his concerts. The arrest was due to him upsetting police -- he was maced, then made the error of badmouthing police onstage -- not for exposing his weenie. Dec 9 1971 Indian air force bombs an orphanage in Pakistan, killing 300 children. Way to go! ...call center trainee program are put on halt for 24 hours. Dec 9 1994 Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders dismissed after suggesting discussion of masturbation in school classes on sexuality. This gives rise to the euphemistic term "firing the surgeon general." ..huh I allways called it 'jerking off in public' Dec 9 1997 Actor Christian Slater sentenced to 90 days in jail for battery and being under the influence of a controlled substance. He was arrested August 11 after a cocaine and heroin binge ending with him assaulting an officer. Slater's credits include made-for-TV movie "Living Proof: The Hank Williams Jr. Story". Dec 9 1999 President Bill Clinton signs legislation outlawing "crush videos," which generally involve women stomping frogs, mice, or other small animals with high heels. This fetish is definitely a niche market. Dec 8 1854 Pius IX promulgates the doctrine of Immaculate Conception, that the Virgin Mary is free from original sin. Later, she achieves permanent fame when despite of her marriage, she gets knocked up by God. Dec 8 1941 The day after Pearl Harbor, the 4th Interceptor Command reports two formations of enemy planes approaching Los Angeles, spotted in the San Francisco area. Fortunately, the seagulls do not bomb the city. Dec 8 1963 Frank Sinatra Jr. was kidnapped in Lake Tahoe, Nevada. He was set free four days later. It was discovered that Sinatra, Jr. cooperated with his abductors in their plot. Dad was not proud, nor pleased. Frank Jr. went on to conduct the big band for Frank Sr. and all was well. Dec 8 1980 Beatle John Lennon shot by a lunatic, Mark David Chapman, outside Lennon's apartment in New York City mere hours after receiving the Beatle's autograph. The National Enquirer is roundly criticized for publishing a fuzzy photograph of Lennon in his coffin, much as they did for Elvis Presley. Dec 8 1982 Norman D. Mayer barricades himself inside the Washington Monument with hostages and declares that he will blow it up unless all nuclear weapons are dismantled. He is shot by police after 10 hours. Dec 8 1983 The top elected official in Maricopa County, AZ, declines to resign after a remark that "homosexuals ought to be used instead of animals" for medical experimentation. Dec 8 1987 Intifada begins in Palestine. Dec 8 1988 The cities of Leninakan and Spitak are totally destroyed in a massive Armenian earthquake that kills over 50,000. Dec 8 1997 Actor Robert Downey Jr. sentenced to six months in prison for probation violations related to drug charges...gasp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 You missed Dimebag Darrell from Pantera getting killed on teh 8th as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I couldn't think of anything witty for that one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Buy teh next round of drinks, we'll call it good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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