Quicksilver98 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 > CORVETTE CONVERTIBLE > > > > > > > > > > A man drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. > > > > "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-70, pushing the pedal even more. > > > > Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. > > > > He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. > > > > Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." > > > > The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." > > > > > > "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper. > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 This guy laughed at that joke.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 This guy laughed at that joke too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoWorries Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOG LUVR Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 That was actually funny. You got a chuckle out of me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quicksilver98 Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 Just because most of you guys have been around as long as the dinosaurs doesn't mean the new folks haven't heard them. Its an oldy but goody! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Just because most of you guys have been around as long as the dinosaurs doesn't mean the new folks haven't heard them. Its an oldy but goody! ChadC acknowledges your witty comeback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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