Marco Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 > DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location. > > > The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? " > > > The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. > > > A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... > > > > > With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... > > > > " Your badge... Show him your fuckin' badge!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCMSH Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Liked it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest azz061 Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 I give it a good solid chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 9/10 I liked it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccaneer Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Ok Marc, you somewhat redeemed yourself. That was a good one and I did chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Oldie but goodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Badges!?!? We don't need no stink' badges! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Oldie but goodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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