Marco Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.' Oldie, but still as bad as it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 2/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tom Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Coulda sworn that I posted that already. But then I forgot that I asked Marco to post it again too..............LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quicksilver98 Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Damn....that must mean there are a bunch of lesbians on this forum. Just sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Marco doing Big Tom's dirty work???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Hi I'm John and I'm a lesbian ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marco Posted April 14, 2010 Author Share Posted April 14, 2010 Ok Big Tom, I fired myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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