Marco Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Dave (Eudlose) goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" Dave says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" Dave says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, computer Programming and software. Dave leaves, but he is curious... So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" Dave says, "Martini." Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" Dave says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. Dave leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" Dave says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" Dave says, "Uh, about 50.." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 ... -8/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 8.5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 I disagree Chad. I got a good chuckle. IBTL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 that joke is OLD. I heard it with Nixon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Is Marco calling Dave out? This could get good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loud Pedal Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sidewinder Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Martini=Scotch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marana Rich Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 I was thinking: Dave & Martini?? NOT!! But a good chuckle anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCMSH Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 that joke is OLD. I heard it with Nixon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loud Pedal Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Aint nuthin' wrong with a dirty Stoli now and again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted March 9, 2010 Author Share Posted March 9, 2010 Aint nuthin' wrong with a dirty Sanchez now and again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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