Bigfoot Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 buys Sean a drinkThat'll be the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 ......to go and buy a lottery ticket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 buys Sean a drinkThat'll be the dayAs if............................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 buys Sean a drinkThat'll be the dayAs if...............................You know something...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 apparently he knew nothing so he went to the post office......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewxu2 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 To mail Simon Cowell a toothpick and cheese.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 So he could prop his eyes open and the cheese would hold his siliva from dripping when looking down Paula's top....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewxu2 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 as Randy Jackson leans over to tie his right shoe, he picks up the aroma of a pop-tart........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 that burned in the toaster.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccaneer Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 ...and for odd reason he realized he was really Randy Johnson, not Jackson and that was his unit burning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 so he went to the doctor for a shot of.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewxu2 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 erectile dysfunction..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 so he got some blue pills and now he has a "wood"en bat......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewxu2 Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 So He got on the phone and called up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 his one and only friend in Canada who said........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 It wasn't his Jackson burning it was his Johnson............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccaneer Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 It wasn't his Jackson burning it was his Johnson.............................Huh?his one and only friend in Canada who said..............You "must" make allowances, I'm Canadian so please give me your...Sorry John, the made me do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 last born..........we don't want the first because the bad genes come out first..............so they gave the last born named... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Ebidiah Johnson to John Strutt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewxu2 Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 the 3rd...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 and they got into the covered wagon and headed west........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 and were surrounded by Indians so they shot the film Blazing Saddles......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 and he had to go to the doctor because he could not take the burning any more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 and the doctor said "Dammit Strutt, be careful where you dip your wick"........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccaneer Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 and the doctor said "Dammit Strutt, be careful where you dip your wick"........as John replied...But Doc, That's thinking with my dip stick...Jimmy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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