CZYDMND Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 are nuts will be tied in knots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 and thrown in a purse like Dawg's.......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 and reading about it in blogs... (trying to keep it rhyming) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 But I wear clogs and dont like broads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 You dont like broads...... How about dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phill's Vette Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 or a late night visit from Santa Clause and his..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quicksilver98 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 dozen little horny elves..... As Santa says HO..HO..HO you will be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest racingchester Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 next to go..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 ...No,No, No, who do you think I am.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest racingchester Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 pervert... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phill's Vette Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 NO! I am just an elf dressed in Mrs. Clause's cloths and I really want ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 That sex change you promised last year when I sat on your lap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 so santa could tap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phill's Vette Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Rudolfo the Red Nose Reindeer...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blk n Blu Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 on his nose instead of.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 that other spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 his ass............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 that had to be removed earlier in the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phill's Vette Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 to hide the evidence from the FBI cyber-police because...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ..Cause that's how Santa gets 'em to fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest racingchester Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 In the dark of night.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 they took to flight, to a place they should be, called Arizona................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Where the rejected Elf John, once went to avoid prosecution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blk n Blu Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 or prostitution .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Well the prostitutes were why he was getting prosocuted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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