Desertdawg Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 The Marine and the insurgent: A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injuredMarine what had happened.The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road."I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk.So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited lesbian!", He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!""And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted January 2, 2006 Author Share Posted January 2, 2006 24 damn hours, and not one damn reply... So I guess 06 is going to be a humorless kind of year huh??? I wonder if it's even going to be worth it to fire up photochop for anymore baby pictures this year.Go ahead and be that way, I'll just ban eveyone!............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anmracing Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 24 damn hours, and not one damn reply... So I guess 06 is going to be a humorless kind of year huh??? I wonder if it's even going to be worth it to fire up photochop for anymore baby pictures this year.Go ahead and be that way, I'll just ban eveyone!............. Darn, I wish I had an ORLY pic....we're still coming for bbq anyway, ban or no ban!M~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anmracing2 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 AndrewPS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest racingchester Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Try as you might Dawg--- were still coming!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Ok Ok you bring it out off me....That would never happen to an Airmen(USAF)!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted January 3, 2006 Author Share Posted January 3, 2006 That would never happen to an Airmen(USAF)!!! Why??? Do you guys like Ted Kennedy & Hillary Clinton ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Must use care and caution when posting in OT, for there is a Dawg out there ready to pounce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scratch Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Well...OK then :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted January 5, 2006 Author Share Posted January 5, 2006 I probably deserve that....Thanks MoFo!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scratch Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 I probably deserve that....Thanks MoFo!!! I'm there for ya...babe :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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