Desertdawg Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Bob was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Bob went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotizeeach and every member of the audience."The excitement was almost electric as the Amazing Bob withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly-----it slipped from the Amazing Bob fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.Shit!" said the Amazing Bob...It took three weeks to clean up the senior center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kens06 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Bryan, Dwayne said the poopie word!!Ban Him, Now and forever!!Cute tale DD!! I never did like hypnotists!!But the people are funny!!Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeery Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Bryan, Dwayne said the poopie word!!Ban Him, Now and forever!!Cute tale DD!! I never did like hypnotists!!But the people are funny!!Ken Yep - not even 24 hours as an admin and he thinks he can get away with that potty mouth.We will have to fix that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted December 23, 2005 Author Share Posted December 23, 2005 Already in trouble, oh what a fun year this is going to be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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