Desertdawg Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 After seeing Andrew's truly heartfelt post to Melissa professing his undying love to her in Ariel font, size 1 on an open forum. It reminded me of this little poem, so I thought I would post this for HillBilly Bryan so he can print it out and give it to Tracy after they move to Tennessee. Because we all know after the move, his printer won't work without electricity...Collards are green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze. softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. you ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yore as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. yore as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth for which I am proud. I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those fare ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, my life is complete. ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin' despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. Me "n" you's like a moon pie with a RC cold drank, we go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for a Valentine's Day, they git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day form the cooler at Piggly Wiggly, that's impressive, I say. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever", they explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yore too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds... IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeery Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 That is just so -- uh -- hmmm, the word might be "sweet".No.That's just so damn WRONG !!!Bunch of friggin hicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roostertail Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I don't car who ya is, that thar is purdy funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 I don't car who ya is, that thar is purdy funny At least someone around here has great taste in poetry ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CactusTracy Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Wow! That was amazing!I can feel the love!I always thought Bryan had trouble telling me how he felt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anmracing Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Wow! That was amazing!I can feel the love!I always thought Bryan had trouble telling me how he felt. Um-you actually read the whole thing? I figured ya'll would give up them there learning things like readin' and writin'. Hell, the learnin derby don't go above grade 6 out there! Note to Dwayne-shorter jokes for those of us who are lazy.... ;) M~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F22trainer Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Wow! That was amazing!I can feel the love!I always thought Bryan had trouble telling me how he felt.Um-you actually read the whole thing? I figured ya'll would give up them there learning things like readin' and writin'. Hell, the learnin derby don't go above grade 6 out there! Note to Dwayne-shorter jokes for those of us who are lazy.... ;) M~ ...not too far from Tennessee, is Nelson County, Va. - which is the early 90's was the subject of an article in the Wall Street Journal, and they were listed as highest illiteracy rate for high school graduates at the level of about 60%. With most of the business operated by locals, one could easily understand why I thought to myself on many occaision "..it's like Hotel Claifornia, you can check out any time you like - but you can never leave" I worked at a "ski resort" for one season - longest winter of my life, and I didn't fit in too well. The high point of my brief employment was one supervisor who said I needed to get used to dealing with high volume...having just finished 2 years at a restaraunt that held over 1500 people and filled up 7 times a night, had 75 wait staff each night, and made daily deposits of anywhere from $20 - 60K, and they were only open from 4pm to midnight daily...I told him he "wouldn't know high volume if it jumped up and bit him in the a$$."That really helped my situation.But I'm sure it will be different by now - at least I hope so Bryan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anmracing2 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 After seeing Andrew's truly heartfelt post to Melissa professing his undying love to her in Ariel font, size 1 on an open forum.Man that brought a trear to my eye.......Thanks for pointing out the font size. Now I sleep on the couch and waiting for her lawyers to call me...... I was going to use the next size up but I kept loosing count....... Andrew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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