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13 hours ago, Chameleon said:

. . .inspiration to go drive your Vette whenever you can!

 

or this....

 

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insatiableOne
On 5/12/2017 at 11:13 AM, Bigfoot said:

Bwahahahahaha

 

This post made me laugh.. (bigfoot's)

 

 

The vid got a slight twist vs the last one I saw.

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scottcolbath
On 5/11/2017 at 11:51 AM, Bigfoot said:

Like it.

 

I find it sad. The dude never got his Vette.

 

Made me think of this story. The other way to do it:

 

Once upon a time, a fighter pilot asked a beautiful princess, “Will you marry me?”

The princess said ,”No!”

Crushed, the pilot went on to live happily ever after and flew his favorite jets all over the world and saved people from evils and everywhere he went women wanted to talk to him and on his days off he fished, hunted and BBQd drinking his favorite beers which he left on the lawn and slept outside with nothing but his boxers on and never had to worry about anyone telling him he couldn’t do it and he never worried anyone is cheating on him when he was flying and everyone who knew him thought he was the coolest guy to ever walk this earth.

He also got to keep all his money safe and sound in the bank and left the toilet seat up every time.

The End.

 

S.C.

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Once upon a time in a land far away,

A beautiful princess happened upon a frog

As she strolled along the shore of a pond

In a green meadow near her castle

 

The frog spoke to the princess and said:

“Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince,

Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

 

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn

Back into the dapper young prince that I am.

 

And then, my sweet, we can marry,

 

And set up housekeeping in your castle,

With my mother;

Where you can prepare my meals,

Clean my clothes,

Bear my children,

And forever feel grateful and happy doing so.”

 

That night,

As the princess dined sumptuously

On lightly sautéed frog legs

seasoned in a white wine and butter sauce,

She chuckled and thought to herself:

 

I don’t f*ing think so. . .

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Guest badbobs95
1 hour ago, Bigfoot said:

HahHahahaha X2!!!

 

Oh my, my sides hurt!!! Hilarious stuff here!!!!!!!!!:smilelol

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1 hour ago, TheCMSH said:

That's a pretty good joke :lol  (from a girl)

 

That's a pretty nice compliment (from a guy) :neener_neener:

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