Big Tom Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program, "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine." He lost 80 pounds that week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Poppa Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 0/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 -1/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 woha woha...when did I wake up in the 80'sOLD JOKE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marana Rich Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 must be a record, the first bad review within 15 minutes of posting....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 -10/0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 8/10 Awe man, that there is dang funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 The big dummy should have gone back to the 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program, I bet he could have had her then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 The big dummy should have gone back to the 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program, I bet he could have had her then...-10/0That is "undefined." And actually, -10/10 would be a worse score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEXAZC6 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 The big dummy should have gone back to the 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program, I bet he could have had her then...-10/0That is "undefined." And actually, -10/10 would be a worse score. Come on Sean, much like Chuck Norris, John CAN divide by 0. I think it has something to do with the metric system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loud Pedal Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Reminds me of my high school algebra teacher. I'll never forget this:*Spoken with a thick indian accent*"Division by zero is never can be allowed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Reminds me of my high school algebra teacher. I'll never forget this:*Spoken with a thick indian accent*"Division by zero is never can be allowed" So is that when outsourcing began? That was a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7 Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Come on Tom, you can do better than that, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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